Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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