I hope mine doesn't look like that
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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