i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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