Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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