Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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