he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My cat gives me a boner
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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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