a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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