So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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