it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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