Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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