I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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