Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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