He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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