I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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