dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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