I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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