I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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