Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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