We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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