The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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