At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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