Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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