Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.