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• (314): View more from Missouri

  this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative

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• (619): View more from California

  Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.

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• (530): View more from California

  Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever

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• (714): View more from California

  I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties

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• (210): View more from Texas

  If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.

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• (916): View more from California

  This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT

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