I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
im about as happy as oj after his trial
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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