He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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