Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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