I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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