your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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