We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just want to make out with him forever
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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