glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I've blown a few things in my day
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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