I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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