Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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