That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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