there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
two words...techno handjob
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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