Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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