ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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