Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The adults are the big ones right?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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