there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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