So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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