yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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