I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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