East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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