It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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