No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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