I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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