Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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