Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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