She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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