you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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