i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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