How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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