she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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