so that wasnt chicken after all
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
